“France will offer all 18-year-olds a free daily copy of the newspaper of their choice, President Nicolas Sarkozy said Friday.”

Because we know how much teenagers LOVE free stuff.  Hey…they should give them all phonebooks too!   And maps…free maps for all!   Polaroid cameras!   Typewriters!

Wait a second…I’ve got a GREAT IDEA!!!!

Let’s give every teenager a FREE FAX MACHINE!!!!!!!!!

France to give free newspaper subscriptions to teens – Yahoo.