“It’s like looking into a mirror, after you’ve done a ton of coke off of it.  Clearly, Glenn Beck is as sincere in what he says and does as I am in believing that baby carrots are trying to turn me gay.“  — Stephen Colbert

“Because if they can take Glenn Beck’s burst appendix to save his life, who’s to say that they can’t take out your healthy appendix tomorrow and eat it in front of you and your children?“  – Jon Stewart

Stephen Colbert Compares Himself to Glenn Beck | Indecision Forever | Comedy Central.

Jon Stewart does Glenn Beck | Comedy Central.

My personal arch-nemesis, Dominic Arizona Bonuccelli, has upped the ante by starring in his own TV show on the National Geographic Channel.

The description of National Geographic Channel’s “Lonely Planet Roads Less Traveled: Spain” says:

“They’re sending one of their most intrepid photojournalists, Dominic Bonuccelli, into the country’s northern provinces. His mission, to get off the beaten track and discover what can be found down the road less traveled.”

Well played, Arizona.  Well played indeed.  You may have one this round, but ultimately Diggz shall emerge victorious.

Lonely Planet Roads Less Travelled | Programmes | Nat Geo AU & NZ.

I normally don’t like to support Fox News.  But these 5 minutes are revealing:

Fox News’ War on the White House

YouTube – T Pain Obama Auto-Tune.

I announced this project on last week’s Crew Show…a sitcom based around a family of zombies. The Munsters meets Married With Children.

I call it “Meet the Zombies” (it’s just a working title).  The show exists in a world where there are normal people, and then some people are zombies.  In public, the zombies have to act normal, covering up little things like limbs falling off and their insatiable desire to consume braaaaiiiins (lest they be discovered as zombies and decapitated) .  The show focuses on a couple of Zombies and their two children.

I’m thinking Keanu will be perfect as the Dad.  I think he’s ready to make the jump to TV much like his buddy Charlie Sheen did.

Anyway, I believe I’ve just discovered the show’s theme song…

YouTube – Your Brains by Jonathan Coulton Song and Lyrics.

Saw Ken Burns on Rachel Maddow today promoting his new documentary about the National Park System.

After September 28th Full Episodes will be available for direct download here:http://www.pbs.org/nationalparks/watch-video/#642

The National Parks: America’s Best Idea: | PBS.

Geico, Lawyers.com, Procter & Gamble, Progressive Insurance and SC Johnson all pulled their ads from Glenn Beck’s Fox show this week after he called President Obama a “racist” during a July 28th broadcast.  True Capitalism at its finest.  Teabag that for while, Beck.

Fox News’ Glenn Beck loses advertisers | Entertainment | People | Reuters.

Some gems from a brilliant post by Bill Maher in the Huffington Post:

“This country is like a college chick after two Long Island Iced Teas: we can be talked into anything.”

“Here’s one fun fact you can take away: did you know only about half of Americans are aware that Judaism is an older religion than Christianity? That’s right, half of America looks at books called the Old Testament and the New Testament and cannot figure out which one came first.

“James Madison wrote that “pure democracy” doesn’t work because “there is nothing to check… an obnoxious individual.” Then, in the margins, he doodled a picture of Joe the Plumber.

“A smart guy named Chesterton once said: “My country, right or wrong is a thing no patriot would ever think of saying… It is like saying ‘My mother, drunk or sober.’ To which most Americans would respond: “Are you calling my mother a drunk?”

Excerpts From – Bill Maher: New Rule: Smart President ≠ Smart Country.