AP reports that President Obama mistakenly excused himself from a party at the White House early…even when he didn’t have to.

Um…I say that once you make an exit, you kinda have to keep going.  Even if you’re the president.

As he returned, conspiracy theorists everywhere rejoiced as Obama was quoted saying, “I never know what I’m allowed to do.”

via Obama mistakenly leaves human rights event early, returns to his seat with laughter.

During a book signing in the private, gated community near Orlando called “The Villages”, Glenn Beck announced plans to do a tour to divide the country into 7 parts and conduct re-education camps.

Beck plans to teach ethics, history, finance and political science.

I’m not kidding.  He says the first city on that tour will be Orlando on March 27, 2010 at UCF.

Glenn Beck rallies at book signing in The Villages.

“It’s like looking into a mirror, after you’ve done a ton of coke off of it.  Clearly, Glenn Beck is as sincere in what he says and does as I am in believing that baby carrots are trying to turn me gay.“  — Stephen Colbert

“Because if they can take Glenn Beck’s burst appendix to save his life, who’s to say that they can’t take out your healthy appendix tomorrow and eat it in front of you and your children?“  – Jon Stewart

Stephen Colbert Compares Himself to Glenn Beck | Indecision Forever | Comedy Central.

Jon Stewart does Glenn Beck | Comedy Central.

I know this was last week, but I just caught this tonight. The Daily Show’s Jon Stewart takes the entire CNN network to task for “leaving it there”. Jon Stewart and the Daily Show at the top of their game, doing what they do best…

I normally don’t like to support Fox News.  But these 5 minutes are revealing:

Fox News’ War on the White House

Orly Taitz is the lawyer leading the charge that Barack Obama is not a U.S. citizen and therefore isn’t legally the president. She’s been quiet for a few months but apparently has now pissed off a judge in Georgia.

“Her response…is breathtaking in its arrogance and borders on delusional. ”

“…failed to make coherent legal arguments but instead wasted the Court’s time with press conference sound bites and speeches.”

“…she continues her baseless attacks on the Court.”

Read more about Orly here: Who is Orly Taitz?

Orly Taitz Sanctioned for $20,000 « The Washington Independent.

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Yesterday, the Senate Finance Committee rebuffed two amendments to include the public option in its health care reform bill. The first amendment, offered by Jay Rockefeller went down 15-8.  Chuck Schumer’s amendment failed to pass by a 13-10 vote.

So what now?

If you don’t think you can stomach it, this 44 minute piece reveals:

• Glenn Beck never went to college
• Glenn Beck is a self-professed Populist.
• Glenn Beck claims he becoming more Libertarian everyday.
• Glenn Beck is an alcoholic (recovering) and blames his earlier socially liberal views on his alcoholism.
• Glenn Beck supports gay marriage.
• Glenn Beck thinks abortion should be illegal.
• Glenn Beck collects flags.  But does not support a ban on flag burning.
• Glenn Beck says he is not a conspiracy theorist
• Glenn Beck is a Mormon
• Glenn Beck’s father was a baker
• Glenn Beck’s mother committed suicide when he was 13, which he calls “the motivating factor of the first half of my life”
• Glenn Beck says he would have preferred Hillary Clinton was elected President and may have voted for her against John McCain.
• Glenn Beck thinks John McCain would have been worse for the country than Obama
• Glenn Beck likes Sarah Palin

Or you can just watch it:

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“Beck, squeezes maximum profit from a relatively small, deeply invested audience…The more the host is criticized, the more committed the original audience becomes.”   Can’t bring yourself to read the article?  Then read the reviews on the link below…

Read more at: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/09/17/glenn-beck-on-time-magazi_n_290168.html

Glenn Beck On TIME Magazine Cover: Is The “Mad Man” Bad For America?.