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How Roger Ebert Got His Voice Back
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Roger Ebert just posted this about his efforts to recover his ability to communicate orally.   When I first heard that he lost his ability to speak, I immediately thought of Stephen Hawking’s Speak-n-Spell robot voice.

But they’ve made huge leaps forward in computer-generated speech synthesis.  Roger realized that, using professional-grade audio recordings of how his voice used to sound, some audio-engineers might be able to re-synthesize his own voice.

IN his own voice.

And that’s exactly what they’ve done: Hello, this is me speaking :: rogerebert.com :: People.

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Captain Kirk is climbing a mountain, why is he climbing a mountain?
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Because he’s in love.

YouTube – Captain Kirk is climbing a mountain, why is he climbing a mountain?.

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Why Roger Ebert is the only man I trust
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I don’t remember when it started, but sometime in the 90’s I was talking to my ex wife, Brenda.  We were discussing going to see a movie. I don’t recall which film, but I had suggested one, to which she answered that she had read a negative review about it.  I asked her who’s review she had read but she couldn’t recall.  I said, “well if it wasn’t Roger Ebert, it doesn’t matter.”

“Why, what’s so good about Roger Ebert?” she asked.

“Roger Ebert is the only man I trust.”

Incredulous, she burst out laughing.  “Really, Roger Ebert?  The fat guy with the thumbs up/thumbs down thing?  THAT’S THE ONLY MAN IN THE WHOLE WORLD THAT YOU TRUST?”

Realizing I had accidentally said “man” instead of “critic”, but not wanting to let my wife get the better of me, I pushed it further.  “Yes…Roger Ebert is the only man I trust in the whole wide world.   In fact, did you know he won a Pulitzer Prize for film criticism?”

And so that’s how it started.   It became a running joke between us in fact…how Roger Ebert was the only man I trusted and it’s stuck with me until this very day.

But it’s not just a joke.  I’ve read pretty much every review the man’s written.  My bookshelf has several volumes of Roger Ebert’s Movie Yearbook, which he has put out every year since I can remember.  I really do trust his criticism infinitely more than any other film reviewer.  The man appreciates film as a narrative art.  He holds each film up to its own standards: did this film achieve what it aspired to be?

When I first read about his battle with cancer and the complications he’s gone through since, I always have felt the fear…what happens when he isn’t there anymore?  Who will tell me whether a movie is good or not, and, more importantly, why?

And that’s the real key…WHY?   That’s what I love about Roger Ebert’s reviews…he doesn’t just tell you whether it’s good or bad…he tells you why.  And he brings you into the theater with him.  Consider this excerpt from his review of “Star Wars” in 1977:

“Every once in a while I have what I think of as an out-of-the-body experience at a movie. When the ESP people use a phrase like that, they’re referring to the sensation of the mind actually leaving the body and spiriting itself off to China or Peoria or a galaxy far, far away. When I use the phrase, I simply mean that my imagination has forgotten it is actually present in a movie theater and thinks it’s up there on the screen. In a curious sense, the events in the movie seem real, and I seem to be a part of them.”

When he wrote this review, Roger Ebert had NO CONCEPT of the depth of impact the film “Star Wars” would have.  But there it is…in black and white…Roger Ebert tells the truth.

Chris Jones from Esquire Magazine recently interviewed Roger Ebert. It is a truly intimate and personal interview…one that is difficult at times to come to terms with.  It has been nearly four years since Roger Ebert lost his lower jaw and his ability to speak.  The picture that accompanies the article is shocking.  I wrote to a friend via email: It breaks my heart a bit to see him like this :-(

But then I read Ebert’s blog response to the Esquire article, and I realized that he’s not gone.  Roger Ebert is very much alive….perhaps even more prolific than ever.    And I’m glad he is…because he’s the only man I trust.

Thank you, Roger.

You can follow Roger Ebert’s Twitter stream here:  @ebertchicago

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Deleted scene from Jaws: Quint’s “Ode to Joy”
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Jaws didn’t make me afraid of going in the ocean, but it made me deathly afraid of playing the clarinet:

YouTube – Jaws (1975) – Deleted Scene.

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Good Will Hunting and Good Will Hunting 2 – Back to Back
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In honor of Kevin Smith’s airline troubles, I present, back-to-back, the original bar scene from Good Will Hunting and the Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season scene from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.

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Happy Valentine’s Day from Michelle Pfeiffer
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My funny Valentine / Sweet comic Valentine / You make me smile with my heart.
Your looks are laughable / Unphotographable / Yet you’re my favorite work of art.
Is your figure less than Greek? / Is your mouth a little weak? / When you open it to speak / Are you smart?
But don’t change a hair for me / Not if you care for me / Stay little Valentine stay / Each day is Valentine’s day.

Vocals by Michelle Pfeiffer, Piano by Dave Grusin from the soundtrack of the film “The Fabulous Baker Boys

Michelle Pfeiffer – My Funny Valentine Fabulous Baker Boys

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My favorite scene from Groundhog Day…”Too early for flapjacks?”
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“When Chekhov saw the long winter, he saw a winter bleak and dark and bereft of hope. Yet we know that winter is just another step in the cycle of life. But standing here among the people of Punxsutawney and basking in the warmth of their hearths and hearts, I couldn’t imagine a better fate than a long and lustrous winter. ”

YouTube – three cheeseburgers….

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It’s not easy bein’ Greedo
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Han shot first.

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Panic Attack: 5 minute YouTube Video nabs $30 million deal
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A YouTube video from Uruguay got over 5 million views in 2 months, and landed a $30 million contract for producer Fede Alvarez.

The video is reported to have cost $300 to make.

The movie Mr. Alvarez has been asked to produce is a sci-fi film to be shot in Uruguay and Argentina. He says he intends to start from scratch and develop a new story for the project.  Here’s the entire video:

Panic Attack (Ataque de Pánico): YouTube Video Lands $30 Million Contract (VIDEO).

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Funny Review of Star Wars Episode 1
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This is just brilliant.   Laughed out loud at the “Willy Wonka gets the girl” joke.   Wow…really good stuff here.  There are 7 10-minute episodes.  I just can’t express how much this review of “Star Wars: The Phantom Menace” touches my very soul.

Watch This: 70-Minute Video Review of Star Wars: The Phantom Menace | /Film.

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