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Colbert hits 3 for 3 in this segment.
| The Colbert Report | Mon – Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c | |||
| ThreatDown – Military Food Police, Jazz Robots & Pretty Girls | ||||
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Colbert hits 3 for 3 in this segment.
| The Colbert Report | Mon – Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c | |||
| ThreatDown – Military Food Police, Jazz Robots & Pretty Girls | ||||
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My funny Valentine / Sweet comic Valentine / You make me smile with my heart.
Your looks are laughable / Unphotographable / Yet you’re my favorite work of art.
Is your figure less than Greek? / Is your mouth a little weak? / When you open it to speak / Are you smart?
But don’t change a hair for me / Not if you care for me / Stay little Valentine stay / Each day is Valentine’s day.
Vocals by Michelle Pfeiffer, Piano by Dave Grusin from the soundtrack of the film “The Fabulous Baker Boys”
This PSA was created by the Sussex Safer Roads Partnership, UK. Really fantastic work.
Philematologists, the scientists who study kissing, aren’t exactly sure why humans started locking lips in the first place. The most likely theory is that it stems from primate mothers passing along chewed food to their toothless babies. The lip-to-lip contact may have been passed on through evolution, not only as a necessary means of survival, but also as a general way to promote social bonding and as an expression of love.
But something’s obviously happened to kissing since the time of the chewed-food pass. Now, it’s believed that kissing helps transfer critical information, rather than just meat bits. The kissing we associate with romantic courtship may help us to choose a good mate, send chemical signals, and foster long-term relationships. All of this is important in evolution’s ultimate goal—successful procreation.
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I just want to say FOR THE RECORD, that I didn’t buy this book. A certain Pirate Fembot left it at my house while she is out sailing the high seas. The book is called The Game and it’s about picking up chicks and is a prime example of why this particular Pirate Fembot is a menace. Fortunately she never reads my blog so I can say whatever I want about her and she’ll never even notice.
Amazingly, this girl is like 10x smarter than everyone around her. That’s partly because she’s a heartless robot. But it’s also partly because she spends her time reading bestselling non-fiction books on the secrets of pickup artists. For six months this book has been sitting in my living room and I’ve only picked it up long enough to wipe under it.
Until today.
Before today I’d never even heard of Neil Strauss. I’d never heard of his book, “The Game” (despite its apparent new home in my living room).
So today I started reading it. And it’s got some really good info in it.
Stuff you would never ever want a crafty Pirate Fembot to know.
I’ve always loved performing magic. I’ve never been particularly impressed with the big Vegas illusion kind of magic…I like the Harry Anderson street magic. Cons, Coins, Cards…pocket magic. I never have given it nearly as much practice at it takes to be good. But I’ve read a magic book or two.
The Game is kinda presented like a magic book. It’s very matter-of-fact, it has diagrams, and terms like selecting a target (or a mark). But instead of dealing with how to make people think you just read their mind, it’s about the practicality of meeting people….specifically girls.
How you present yourself, how you speak, the clothes you wear…all the things that actually make up “YOU”…are dealt with. As are, the things you say, how much you listen, what to listen for, and some actual tricks…ahem…techniques to achieve your goals with members of the opposite sex….whatever they may be. Maybe you’re looking to get laid, maybe you’re just looking for someone to hang out with…whatever.
None of this information, whatsoever, will help me solve this Pirate Fembot issue. If she knows all the stuff in this book, she’s probably already been reverse using it on me.
Wait…I’m just assuming she read it. Maybe she just wants me to THINK she’s read it? BLARG! This is the kind of trickery that Pirate Fembots are known for! They trick you and then they steal your booty.
Why? Because that’s why Pirate Fembots do.
She’s out there, men. Beware.
Do not interrupt the flight of your soul;
do not distress what is best in you;
do not enfeeble your spirit with half wishes and half thoughts.
Ask yourself and keep on asking until you find the answer,
for one may have known something many times, acknowledged it;
one may have willed something many times, attempted it — and yet,
only the deep inner motion, only the heart’s indescribable emotion,
only that will convince you that what you have acknowledged belongs to you,
that no power can take it from you — for only the truth that builds up is truth for you.
I don’t think I want to look too deeply at the science behind this, but according to a new book, “Why Women Have Sex”, women cite some rather unexpected reasons, including:
Sympathy, painkiller, weight loss… the real reasons women have sex | Mail Online.
