Saturday, April 23
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I was so inspired by the mythical tales of heroic network planning and design in Twilio’s post ,”Why Twilio Wasn’t Affected by Today’s AWS Issues“, I made this short animation to express the pure unadulterated seeping pile of awesome it represents. Kudos to the author, and thank you commenters for your inspirado.
If you enjoyed this, you might also enjoy: Tropo vs Twilio – AKA a little more noise for Dave Mcclure
My post Why Choose Tropo over Twilio caused quite a stir on Hacker News last week. The resulting comment storm still hasn’t quieted completely. The debate continued on to the VOIP Users Conference Podcast, where I was a guest along with Twilio CTO Evan Cooke in a podcast called When Clouds Collide.
Personally, I was inspired by the discussion, and put together this short animation to help explain some of the finer points:
Before everyone goes crazy:
Here’s the article where Dave McClure was quoted as saying “Open is for losers“. And here’s where he was quoted saying “Fuck that noise” in response to Twilio criticism (or if that link goes away…here’s a nice Fuck That Noise screencap)
If you have trouble viewing the YouTube version, you can always go to the source: Tropo vs. Twilio
The Recording Industry Association of America has prevailed in its copyright fight against piano players across the country, banning them from specifically performing songs written by singer/songwriter Billy Joel, according to court documents.
In a decision that hands the RIAA an overwhelming victory, U.S. District Judge Harold Baer of the Southern District of New York ruled in favor of the the RIAA all its main theories: that most piano players are guilty of direct, contributory, and vicarious infringement through their repeated performances of Joel’s songs, including hits such as “My Life”, “New York State of Mind”, and “Piano Man”.
In a brief note posted Tuesday to RIAA.com, the trade group for the music industry said: “We’re pleased that the court recognized not just that piano players directly infringe Mr. Joel’s copyrights but also took action against the defendants for their egregiously poor interpretations of Mr. Joel’s music.”
When asked why they specifically targeted Billy Joel songs, and not other popular piano bar songs by artists like Jimmy Buffet, the RIAA responded by saying, “Cheesburger in Paradise? Really? Only drunk flip-flop wearing Parrotheads care about Jimmy Buffet songs.”
Lawyers for Joel could not be reached for comment.
Yesterday I dropped off a prescription at my neighborhood Walgreens drive-through. I had never ordered this particular prescription so I had to ask the pharmacy tech to clarify a few things for me, which he did.
At the end of our conversation the pharmacy guy said, “you got it, Boss!”
As we drove away, my friend Stacey (who was in the car with me) and I proceeded to have a whole conversation about people throwing out undeserved nicknames like “boss” and how there’s usually something undeniably condescending about their use, regardless of intent.
When I went back the next day to pick up my order, the same kid was there and he called me “boss” again, so I aimed at him with my finger pistol and said, “Right back atcha, Chief.”
(That’ll show him!)
Except then he responded with, “Oh, thanks…I’m 1/4 Cherokee.”
What could I do?
So I killed him dead.
Now I’m on the lam. But it was sooo worth it.
Don’t call me Boss.
Isn’t it time you took another look at . . . the Taliban™?
Not your father’s Taliban™. The New Taliban™. TalibanLite™.
We know what you’re thinking: “The Taliban™? Aren’t they the dudes who blow up shit and cut off body parts?”
LOL! You’re thinking of the Old Taliban™.
How do we know what you’re thinking?
Focus groups.
Excerpt from Not Your Father by Andy Borowitz The New Yorker.
Orlando Jai Alai has a new champion, and it appears the venerable gambling establishment where grown men bounce tiny balls against walls will remain open, according to the Orlando Sentinel.
Slated to close last December, shortly after the new year I started to hear this buzz about Pelot Políte reporting on the goings and comings of the Orlando Jai Alai with such helpful advice as:
If you are a visiting Jai Alai player, from Spain perhaps, please feel free to mingle with Americans. Many Americans appreciate a good joke about one of its icons, like Fred Astaire, Phil Spector, Rita Hayworth, Charles Brown (comic strip) or Andrew Warhol (artist). Fifty percent of all American jokes involve the word…”ass.” And if you bring your kids, don’t forget to go to the Circus across the street from the FRONTON. Fun for all.
Shortly after I started seeing these strange messages…suddenly the Jai Alai is back again with a new season! Coincidence? I think not.
You can follow Pelota via Facebook: Jai Alai Manners by Pelota Políte.
