I love Dave Chapelle.

YouTube – Dave Chapelle – The Secret.

Isn’t it time you took another look at . . . the Taliban™?

Not your father’s Taliban™. The New Taliban™. TalibanLite™.

We know what you’re thinking: “The Taliban™? Aren’t they the dudes who blow up shit and cut off body parts?”

LOL! You’re thinking of the Old Taliban™.

How do we know what you’re thinking?

Focus groups.

Excerpt from Not Your Father by Andy Borowitz The New Yorker.

Orlando Jai Alai has a new champion, and it appears the venerable gambling establishment where grown men bounce tiny balls against walls will remain open, according to the Orlando Sentinel.

Slated to close last December, shortly after the new year I started to hear this buzz about Pelot Políte reporting on the goings and comings of the Orlando Jai Alai with such helpful advice as:

If you are a visiting Jai Alai player, from Spain perhaps, please feel free to mingle with Americans. Many Americans appreciate a good joke about one of its icons, like Fred Astaire, Phil Spector, Rita Hayworth, Charles Brown (comic strip) or Andrew Warhol (artist). Fifty percent of all American jokes involve the word…”ass.” And if you bring your kids, don’t forget to go to the Circus across the street from the FRONTON. Fun for all.

Shortly after I started seeing these strange messages…suddenly the Jai Alai is back again with a new season!   Coincidence?  I think not.

You can follow Pelota via Facebook:  Jai Alai Manners by Pelota Políte.

In honor of Kevin Smith’s airline troubles, I present, back-to-back, the original bar scene from Good Will Hunting and the Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season scene from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.

It appears Microsoft is taking a bit of an edgier direction with their Marketing….

Another Webisode of my favorite online show.  If you haven’t seen the rest, check out the Mr. Deity Channel on YouTube

YouTube – Mr. Deity and the Promised Land.

Han shot first.

If you open your mind too much your brain will fall out (Take My Wife)

YouTube – Tim Minchin – If You Open Your Mind Too Much….

Jack Bauer Interrogating Santa