I was setting up for my gig at The Red Fox Lounge this evening when I discovered a single golden glove nestled in one of the zipper pockets of my keyboard case.    It certainly does not belong to me.   But I think I do know who it does belong to…the last person to use this keyboard, Amanda Fucking Palmer.

How do I know that Amanda Fucking Palmer was the last person to use this keyboard?   You can read that story here -> Wherein Amanda Fucking Palmer dubs Diggz “a nice man”.

I would imagine someone like Amanda Fucking Palmer has many pairs of these fingerless gloves, but I also know that when you pack for a gig, you don’t always check to see if you have BOTH of your gloves (unless you’re Michael Jackson).   And I would hate for the lovely and talented Amanda to be getting ready for her big New Year’s Eve show with the Boston Pops and be freaking out for lack of one golden glove.

But if she DOESN’T want it back, I am seriously considering taking the glove on tour with me.  Johnny Diggz and Amanda Fucking Palmer’s Glove.  This is exactly the kind of thing that could go Gaga global.

Or I might just take it home to introduce the glove to my family on Christmas.

“Mom, Dad, Merry Christmas.  I’m dating Amanda Palmer’s glove. ”