AP reports that President Obama mistakenly excused himself from a party at the White House early…even when he didn’t have to.

Um…I say that once you make an exit, you kinda have to keep going.  Even if you’re the president.

As he returned, conspiracy theorists everywhere rejoiced as Obama was quoted saying, “I never know what I’m allowed to do.”

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