“It’s like looking into a mirror, after you’ve done a ton of coke off of it.  Clearly, Glenn Beck is as sincere in what he says and does as I am in believing that baby carrots are trying to turn me gay.“  — Stephen Colbert

“Because if they can take Glenn Beck’s burst appendix to save his life, who’s to say that they can’t take out your healthy appendix tomorrow and eat it in front of you and your children?“  – Jon Stewart

Stephen Colbert Compares Himself to Glenn Beck | Indecision Forever | Comedy Central.

Jon Stewart does Glenn Beck | Comedy Central.