Come fly the alcohol-fueled air rage  skies…

There are reportedly some 5,000 air rage incidents each year.  Congress looked into this and they found in almost every case of air rage alcohol was involved.

Yet when a Kansas City reporter went undercover on an airplane, they were served eight drinks within the first 20 minutes on the flight…no questions asked.  During the one-way trip, he bought a total of 14 liquor bottles…the equivalent of about 20 shots.

Air rage would seem to be only one of the assortment of problems pumping your passengers full of alcohol causes…

“… woman became intoxicated, went berserk.”

” … cabin attendant had to guard cockpit door.”

” … Pax had made a hijack threat.”

” … couple engaged in sex acts would not stop when ordered to by crew.”

Those are all swiped from the Federal Aviation Administration’s incident database chronicling passengers behavior.

Guess what folks…an airplane is not a bar, and it’s not your living room.  It’s a multi-million dollar transport vessel.  If you need a relaxant…get a prescription.   Alcohol is terrible for calming nerves anyway.

Instead you should try a refreshing Crangerale. There have be absolutely ZERO cases of air rage involving Crangerale.

Check more insanity here:   KCTV5 INVESTIGATION: Drunk Flying – Kansas City News Story – KCTV Kansas City.