From Season 2, Episode 5.   In  the mail today I received my tickets for the Flight of the Conchords show in Orlando in April.  I had asked for them for my birthday from my girlfriend, but realized she was way into her own selfishness to remember to buy them online, so I went ahead and bought them myself (you know…just in case).

Good thing I did…cuz guess what?   She forgot all about it!   It’s almost like I could predict the future!

Not really…she was just was predictable.   And now she’s single, boys…so now she can forget YOUR birthday too!!!!!!   And as a bonus you get the pathological lying, disgusting hygiene, creepy cat love and her holier-than-thou righteousness!    Within weeks she will make you too feel as important as her cat’s ass dingleberries. Or maybe she’ll try to get with your brother. Or she’ll sleep with your bandmate. Or maybe she’ll marry you and then cheat on you a month later… All this and more could be yours!!!!

YouTube – [HQ] Flight of the Conchords – Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor.